I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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