happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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