quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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