So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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