Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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