its not stalking. its research.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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