dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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