I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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