Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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