Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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