but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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