On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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