So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
