she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
high people should be assigned attendants
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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