I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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