I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
that may or may not have been my penis.
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