Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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