some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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