Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I have aggressive nipples.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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