I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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