Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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