yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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