I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
