my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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