I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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