North Korea, Best Korea!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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