David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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