You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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