So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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