well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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