I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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