Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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