He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
