People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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