it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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