Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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