no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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