Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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