So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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