It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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