Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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