Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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