So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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