Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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