I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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