exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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