i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Randomize
