They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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