have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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