I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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